Listen up, people of Los Santos! They think we don't see it, but I do—I feel it in my bones! The rain ain't right! Tastes bitter, burns the skin… they're putting something in it! First the rats started dropping, twitching in the streets… now my friends, the street folk, they're vanishing! Government says it's "nothing," HA! They're cleansing the city, washing us away! Stay inside when it pours… or you might be next!
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Go Postal Releases Bold New Mission Statement
Our reporters caught up with company officials to receive an official statement on the leaked ad: "We strive to ensure our deliveries are the fastest in the industry. Go Postal's unique approach to ignoring all traffic laws ensures your package will arrive before you're even notified that it's been sent! To coincide with our upcoming ad, we're also releasing a brand new mission statement... To Quickly Go Where No Package Has Gone Before™"
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